Doing useful things constitutes work, and work isn’t much fun. Useless inventions are more fun — because you can’t do anything useful with them. So the hand pedalled panda kama sutra lilt dispenser with bonus whisk sounds like a cracking idea . And I believe they use it in bordellos in Holland.

In a useless way.

Perhaps.

(No, I haven’t been to one, I just know about it second hand from one of my He-Man ritual friends).

Behold: http://ecampus.typepad.com/ecampuscomau_blog/2006/09/teaching_englis.html

Hearing from Garret about He-man and all sorts of other stuff was a not-entirely unexpected ‘bonus’.

Garret has taken the words from my mouth. I leave the site out of sight for a week and the war starts. Oh dear.

1) Get some quiet time when no one is in the house even if this means getting up extra early before the wife and kids.

2) Make sure you are ALONE, very important and then undress…totally naked…totally.

3) Use some black electrical tape and wrap it around your crotch, buttocks and around your shoulders then around your chest. You can stick metal studs on the tape for added effect. The reason for this is to save money!
Wrap some of remaining tape around your forehead.

3) Locate a full length mirror even if this means buying one.

4) Find a tennis racket, hockey stick, cricket bat, bamboo rod ect that may be lying around the house. For the sake of demonstration we shall say tennis racket.

5) Timing here is important, eat half a tube of toothpaste and a whole packet of effervescent high strength vitamin C. The only reason for doing this is to produce a large amount of foam around the mouth area, eventually you will recoup your initial costs as the foam will produce itself naturally.

6) Stand in front of the mirror holding the tennis racket above your head and begin the chant.
-BY THE POWER OF GREYSKULL,
-I HAVE THE POWER,
-HE-MAN,
-I HAVE THE POWER,
-HE -MAN,

Good now beat the tennis racket against the ground and begin the mantra, think of your boss, local priest, heck even your kids anyone who really annoys you.

MANTRA

Moss man Moss man du nun duuun

Modulok Modulok du nun duuuun

Hordak Hordak du nun duuuun

Stinkor Stinkor du nun duuuuun

Merman Merman du nun duuuuuuuuun

Grisslor Grisslor du nun duuuuuun

Mosquitor Mosquitor du nun duuuuuuun

Ninjor Ninjor du nun duuuuuuuun

Leech man Leech man du nun duuuuuuun

Good you feel great right! Really good, ok SLOWLY not to fast uncleanch your Buttocks roll your shoulders and wash your face, depart for work a new you, go get em and remember you have the power!

I like James Blunt, he is a wonderful troubador . It is clear to me God does not reward trying but only Absolute Victory. Skeletor does not see through his eyes. He does not need to eat or drink, either. He is a good friend of Davros, they play golf together. poo-hah. Guitar nerds are glorious! Long live the guitar nerds. And the evil horde and James Blunt.

Little known fact: Mordulok plays the guitar for Motorhead.

Cheerio chums,

May the George Lucas Cash-in be with you,

Geoffrey the wonderhorse.

Yeah, technically interesting mod and a job well done, however it’s quite limited in that you essentially lose a hand in order to use it. There’s a reason pedals exist you know.

Also, being aware of the capabilities of the Kaoss pad, that guy has no idea what to do with it! Oh wow, a phaser, a pitch shifter, a blah blah blah. For a mod he’s obviously chuffed with, his imagination in how to use it leaves a lot to be desired.

Always the technician, never the musician.
The sad life of the guitar nerd.

Good post though Kev. Thanks!

Whether he even still possesses a biological brain inside his skull is also unknown.

The real history Of Modulok, Member of the Evil horde.

Modulok was sending his own body parts to castle greyskull, I mean you would think that man at arms aka Duncan could asertain who was sending all these body parts but no he couldn’t and thats why he never made it big like Adam did, o.K HE WASDN’T DOING STEROIDS but thats no excuse for lack of ambition.

Modulok was introduced into the Masters of the Universe toy line in 1985, little after the first wave of Evil Horde figures. His figure was an instant hit with buyers due to its uniqueness among others. The figure came packaged in a cardboard case, its 22 pieces encased in a plastic bag within. These pieces included two heads and numerous arms, legs, torsos and tails which could lock together in seemingly endless ways. Some of the body parts were more human-like while others had claws and were more monstrous in appearance. There were even enough pieces to form two separate monsters.

The toy came packaged with the mini-comic “The Treachery of Modulok” which showcased the character and his abilities. He was introduced as a former slave of Skeletor who had escaped Skeletor’s clutches and offered his services to the Evil Horde, knowing of Hordak’s personal hatred of Skeletor. Together with Hordak, he proceeded to concoct a scheme involving his body parts being sent, one by one, to the Royal Palace of Eternia in separate cardboard boxes, labelled as presents to the members of the Heroic Warriors. Confused by the numerous body parts being delivered to the palace, Man-At-Arms suspects the forces of evil may be behind it.

Yeh that or some weird fetish guy.

He-Man! And the Masters of the Universe! I am Adam, prince of Eternia, Part time hand model and waiter (although thats not my real job), I came To Eternia to try and break into acting and ended up fighting some guy with Facial anerexia, eat more food Skelitor you look terrible, uhhhhhh.

and defender of the secrets of Castle Grayskull. This is Cringer, my fearless friend. Who used to be addicted to cat nip he has a disease man”

“Fabulous secret powers were revealed to me, the day I held aloft my magic sword and said,

By the Power of Grayskull!”

“I Have The Power best said though a traffic cone.

“Cringer became the mighty Battle Cat, just keep him away from table legs and cat nip. The chesse became Heroin and scroti shrank”

“And I became He-Man, the most powerful man in the universe!”

“Only three others share this secret; our friends the Sorceress,

Man-At-Arms, kevlore defender of personal body space who invented the rubex snake and Orko who has no legs.”

“Together we defend Castle Grayskull from,

the evil forces of Skeletor, property developers, the disney corperation and interiour designers!”

“He-Man!”